To Kochie and Mel

What idiots.

To Nelson's Priorities

Brendan Nelson warns that embracing green targets and technology will damage Australia's prosperity. Perhaps I take too much for granted, but does he really think this is a hard decision to make? We've spent every decade since World War 2 loosening our belts, and the hard truth is that we must tighten them and quickly. What Nelson doesn't seem to understand is that if we don't choose green over growth, we will eventually have neither.

To Downer's Pottymouth

Alexander Downer has been coy about his French, but he's obviously proud of his Anglo-Saxon. However, I don't think using the 'f-word' repeatedly will really bolster the street cred of someone so obviously preppy.

On Reflection

Barely 48 hours after Howard's crushing defeat, my resentment towards him has ebbed considerably, and I can even feel some pity for this ageing man now forced into an undignified retirement. Nevertheless, I find myself reflecting on Howard's years and the mark he made on Australian politics with undiminished disapprobation. Apart from the individual scandals, mostly associated with immigration, Howard's years were marked by a reversal of political progress and a return to incorrectness: what his adversaries called reactionary bigotry and his supporters called common sense. He claimed recently to have won the culture wars. Part of his strategy was to construct himself as the sensible one, the moderate one, against whom advocates of political or philosophical ideals seemed like dangerous extremists. He shot down the cultural reforms of the late 80s and early 90s. He made it ok to seek privilege and repel the disadvantaged. He affirmed latent fears of the power of minorities, and disaffirmed diversity. Equality was not in his vocabulary, except as a euphemism for monotony. He was essentially Pauline Hanson in sensible shoes: galvanising support from WASPs who felt unaccountably threatened, yet maintaining his position as the voice of reason. He was villainous without the imaginative or aesthetic appeal of a villain; he was not Voldemort but Uncle Vernon (and he has now been magicked out of office by a plucky kid in specs). Labor's victory, whatever else it will deliver, has at least restored to Australian progressives a sense of legitimacy. We can now begin, as a nation, to rebuild the moral and social platform of justice, equality and diversity that Howard strove for nearly 12 years to demolish.

Ding Dong the Witch is Dead

Thank Christ.

To the Islamic Australia Federation

Andrew Robb characterised the fake pamphlet incident as "silliness" and "enthusiasm," and Jackie Kelly called it a Chaser-style prank over which she had a "good old chuckle." These responses, though glaringly inadequate, are not nearly as unsettling as the response of the Liberal party hierarchy, who have hastened to distance themselves and to "deal appropriately" with their rogue NSW members. We can't expect them to own the racism and hatred they have actively tolerated, but after 11 years of quiet exploitation of the latent paranoia of battlers, it seems unreasonable of them to turn on the underlings who were after all only trading on fear the Howard government has done nothing to discourage.

To Howard's Deserts

Vox pops on the Howard/Rudd question seem to hover between the idea that Rudd as new boy deserves a go and Howard as the experienced leader deserves another go. What nobody is talking about is the political flogging Howard surely deserves as the fitting end to a legacy of disgrace. We seem to have forgotten the wheat scandal, the children overboard scandal, the Tampa scandal, the David Hicks scandal, and the ongoing scandals of detention centres, tolerated racism, environmental recalcitrance and our involvement in Iraq. I can't believe people are contemplating re-electing this moral black hole.

To Howard on the 'S' word

After saying sorry about Wednesday's interest rate rise, Howard extricated himself from the gaff thus: "I said I was sorry they'd occured. I don't think I actually used the word 'apology.'" Are there no limits to this man's ridiculously tortuous, quibbling, pettifogging, equivocating impenitence?

To English

Hee hee hee. Alexander Downer said "consumerables."

Oh dear. Barnaby Joyce said "irregardless." (16/11)

And John Howard said "disentitles." (22/11)

I seem to have misunderestimated our politicians.

To Telstra's Brave New World

Telstra's latest ad, in which the camera follows a large family through their large house, showing us that each of them has a computer with internet access and none of them have to share, is to my mind a hideous vision of our probable future as affluent, dis-connected, self-absorbed egotists inhabiting a virtual reality that excludes other humans, perhaps especially those closest. What happened to sitting around the table? What happened to conversation?

To the Economy

In fact, a big fat "pish tush" to the Economy and all its hellish instruments. The last election was dominated by talk about the economy, and Howard arguably won on the strength of his economic agenda. This time around, the mood has shifted, but the Prime Minister knows that if he goes off message, he doesn't have a leg to stand on. The louder he talks about his economic credentials, the less (he thinks) we'll remember about what else he has done, or failed to do, during his years in office. And if, as he claims, we're enjoying unprecedented prosperity, surely that provides us with an opportunity to tend some of the areas of our collective life that we've neglected: environment, community, education, aid, art. What on earth do we seek prosperity for if not to provide a platform from which to engage in the world and change it for the better?

To Activism

The latest Coalition ad accuses Peter Garrett of being an environmental extremist. Surely, surely if the last two years have been anything to go by, the time has now come for extreme approaches to environmental problems; for extreme changes in our lifestyle. Surely now, if ever, the environmental extremist is the man of the hour.

To Howard's Unwonted Generosity

Tripping about the country dispersing great bucketloads of cash, John Howard looks less like an economic manager than like a penitent Zaccheus. In the absence of any policies that guarantee financial longevity for the groups he now endows, his generosity looks a lot more like reparation for years of dearth than preparation for years of plenty.

To Scare Campaigns

Predictably, the Government's first move in the election campaign has been to release an ad - which looks like something Today Tonight might have thrown together - branding Labor's front bench as Terror - sorry, Trade Unionists. The ad makes us aware, or at least frightened, of the grave dangers of electing a bunch of ex-Trade Union leaders to govern. Since when are trade unions the scourge of our society? They got us minimum wage, eight-hour days and decent labour laws didn't they? Frankly, I'd rather be governed by people with experience in defending human rights and labour communities than by people whose prerogative has been to resist, counter and demonise those defences at every stage.

To Costello on the Red Peril

Peter Costello yesterday made the startling revelation that Julia Gillard had worked in her undergraduate life for the Socialist Forum, whose members were remnants of the Communist Party. Heavens above! How could we possibly trust a politician with demonstrable connections to social and intellectual activism?
Firstly, the Cold War ended some time ago, did it not? Is the word "communist" still supposed to induce a Pavlovian response of fear and trembling? If so, why don't we rethink our various connections with China?
Secondly, Gillard is surely one of several hundred thousand middle-aged Australians whose youthful commitment to socialism has gradually shifted to a more sober and conservative left-middle ground. She needn't be labelled either a traitor or an infiltrator.
Thirdly, I wonder what Costello was doing at uni while Gillard was protesting, debating, campaigning, awareness-raising and developing political experience? Swotting away for his commerce exams, presumably.
PS. I think Gillard might fruitfully adopt "Red Peril" as a hip media tag.

To Nelson on Gillard

In his list of reasons to vote Liberal, Defence Minister Brendan Nelson included the assertion that "a lot of Australians are uneasy about the idea of Julia Gillard as Deputy." Why? Gillard is, if anything, a much more impressive public figure than Rudd. Nelson's failure to expound or support this statement looks suspiciously like prejudice masquerading as discretion. I can only conclude that by "a lot of Australians" he means the chauvinists among us. If that includes him, why doesn't he say so? If it doesn't, why does he solicit and legitimise opinions that contradict his own enlightened view?

To Misplaced Moral Outrage

Six weeks out from the federal election, Kevin Rudd has had ample time to recover from the mini-scandal of his strip-club visit. Indeed, he'd recovered by the following day. If this recovery and now electable stainlessness demonstrates clever handling of the media on his part, it also demonstrates the shallowness of public morality. Far from reflecting deeply held values, this kind of morality is flexible, inflammatory, and easily exhausted in one front page. It's also profoundly hypocritical: if there's something wrong about visiting a strip-club, why do we tolerate them? Why not get rid of them all? If there's nothing wrong with it, why all the fuss?

To Experience

John Howard is an experienced leader. So is Robert Mugabe.

To Andrews on the Sudanese

Immigration Minister Kevin Andrews claims that Sudanese refugees and migrants have failed to integrate. Surely the problem with integration, exacerbated by Andrews’ comments, is a failure of the community, rather than of refugees who flee unimaginable suffering and arrive here traumatised, ignorant and defenceless. The responsibility lies with us to help refugees deal with their psychological wounds, to learn how to function here, and to build solid and durable relationships with Australians. Cutting the numbers of refugees accepted will only make Africans an even more vulnerable minority.

To Howard on Assimilation

John Howard’s recent comment that assimilation is the only way for indigenous people to survive is profoundly hypocritical and culturally parsimonious. If the precarious minority must be absorbed by the larger, more successful community, why didn’t this happen in the late eighteenth century? Howard's vision is really one of social Darwinism, betraying a consistent failure to engage with and appreciate indigenous culture. And if all of our migrant populations had been assimilated, Australia would now be one of the most dreary, monotonal outposts on the planet. I can’t imagine Australia without the markets, the accents, the rich palette of colours and flavours. Why shouldn’t indigenous culture be included in our internationally celebrated eclecticism?